WILLOW WOOD IN THE RASPBERRIES

 There was a willow growing in my raspberries, and it was getting real big,

I went and sharpened my best shovel, and for the roots, I began to deep dig,

The tangled roots, I chopped out,

Filled the hole, and drank a stout,

I cut the whole tree into firewood, and next summer it will roast my pig.

ELASTIC PARK

Human eaters roamed the plastic park,

They ate all humans and doggies that bark,

Giant monsters all made of plastic, 

Held together with bands of elastic,

They melted in sunlight so, they came out at dark.

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