THEY DIPPED SOME CHIPS IN MY BRAINS

The judge said I was criminally, completely insane,

He ordered AI chips to be stapled into my brain,

I did not feel anything,

Til my ears started to ring,

Then my eyeballs popped out, causing pain.

WHAT LURKS BETWEEN THE TOES

Gym hired a surgeon, who fixed Gym's big nose,

While they were at it, they cleaned between Gym's toes,

The surgeon removed a tick,

And a big green pogo stick,

And a fifty foot, green garden hose.

THE SCRATCHING COW THAT WAITED

My cow always sat on the railroad tracks, waiting for a train,

I decided what my cow needed, was the transplant of a brain,

I chose the brain from my hound dog, Patches,

I didn't like him, on account he scratches,

My cow don't sit on the tracks, but when she scratches, what a pain.

I DID BRAIN SURGERY, ON MY DAYS OFF

I became a kid doctor, like Doogie Hauser, but I did not train,

I decided to start at the top, by operating on the brain,

For just a couple of buck,

I'd do a quick nip and tuck,

I now run my own brain center in Maine.