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Showing posts with label DATES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DATES. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 27, 2023

THE BEST BUNS, STAKE AND CHEESE

I went to Salisbury to eat me some stake,
It's served between big buns, best that anyone can bake,
With sausage gravy and cheese,
For little me, it do please,
Then for desert I eat the whipped cream and pound cake.

Saturday, January 7, 2023

THE IN-GROWN TOE NAIL

Vic had a toe nail that grew into his toe,
He suffered with pain and all kinds of woe,
He took out a hammer,
Gave a toe a good bammer,
The pain was worse, but how could Vic know?

Vic had an in-grown toe nail,
It hurt and Vic gave a big wail,
His pain was so great,
He cancelled his date,
His girlfriend left; what a sad tale.

Saturday, April 30, 2022

WHEN FANCY PANTS CAN'TS CAVORT

Jim's fancy pants were way too short,
So on the dance floor Jim couldn't cavort,
Too tight for friend, Willy,
The pants were deemed silly,
Jim was banned from the bar and the entire resort.

Sunday, October 31, 2021

I'M A SELFIE ADDICT

I owed money on my phone,
So, I had to get a payday loan,
No money for meat, I begged for bone,
Lost the car and slept on stone,
All to send selfies to people unknown.