CAN'T GO WRONG WITH PAISLEY

I bought a new, clearance hoodie; it had a paisley design,

I thought I would go show it off, at the local dine and wine,

I knew I must look really stunning,

As patrons laughed, their tears were running,

I know that when I choose paisley, my social creds, will be fine.

THE STUPIDEST LIMERICK I HAVE EVER WROTE PART IV

I was a slop slob and spilled all over, my root beer float,

So, I had to turn inside out, my reversible coat,

The color is a bright, bright yellow,

I was a noticeable fellow,

I made a note in my journal, and it's all that I wrote.