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Wednesday, October 25, 2023
A SMOKER FIXES GAS LEAKS: WHAT COULD GO WRONG
My banana nut bread has been abruptly paused,
My cooking stove went out, and it was gas leak caused,
The gas leak fixer fella,
Smoked cigs, his nails were yella,
He lit a cigarette, now he's bandaged and gaused.
Sunday, April 24, 2022
THE CINNAMON BUN AND MY STAIN
I served punch in my fanciest bowl,
In the bottom the bowl had a hole,
That's where my punch would drain,
On ma's carpet, it left a big stain,
I took comfort with a cinnamon roll.
Sunday, August 8, 2021
I GOT THE ROOF LEAKING FLOOR CAVE IN BLUES
The rainstorm made my roof leak and, it leaked a lot,
The rain filled up every plastic bowl I had and, every cooking pot,
So, the rain then really soaked my floor,
The floor caved in and what's more,
I called my insurance agent and rain coverage I have not.
Wednesday, June 30, 2021
PARADISE FOR SALE?
My trailer is starting to decompose,
The plumbing is shot so, I hooked the pump to a hose,
The roof leaks streams in the rain,
My caved in floors provide a drain,
I'd sell but, I'd owe money at close.
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