TAILS DID NOT WAG, WHEN THEY LOST THE DRAG

About 100 dogs ran down a long, sunny hill,

Chasing a big, green dragon through a wide field of dill,

The dragon got to the water,

Swam off, like a nimble otter,

The dogs were really mad, because they didn't get a kill.

MAY 1ST: OPENING DAY OF THE MICHIGAN DRONE SEASON

It was the earliest part of the month of May,

I went drone hunting, one crystal clear, cold day,

With my shotgun named, Morris

And my two hound dog chorus,

We picked off a drone that came in from the bay.