MISSING MARRY, AND ROOMS UNDER THE PEE LOG

My dinner mushrooms, were all bloody and hairy,

The same color hair as my missing cat, Mary,

The rooms were found by my dog,

Under his favored pee log,

In his cheeks, my dog, the mushrooms, he did carry.

SHE SLAUGHTERED HER MAN, AND DIED IN THE CAN

I once new this person, her name was Kittles Wainwright,

She worked doing trapeze flights, at the circus all night,

She fell from the sky,

Killed the ringleader guy,

She died in a prison from an infected bug bite.

The Bacon Grease Murder

I fried my pancakes the best I canned,

In bacon grease I watched them expand,

I feed my guy lots of grease,

Though, it clogs his ticker piece,

But, life insurance I understand.