I SAW 2 CLOWNS AND A FAIR BEAR

I went to the government fair, and boy, was it boring

There were 2 clowns, and an old bear, and the bear was snoring,

I wished the bear to wakeup,

And, make the 2 clowns his sup,

Then, lightning flashed, and on the way home it started pouring.

NIGHTMARE FAIR

Vic rode on the merry go round at the big county fair,

Vic rode on a huge chicken, a horse, a duck and a bear,

The critters Vic did not fear,

Even when riding high gear,

But, the operator's stare, gave Vic a bed-wetting scare.