SENIOR TEETER TOTTER PROFITS

I purchased some adult teetertotters, to rent out to seniors who want thrills,

They can bounce each other fast up and crash down, without stirring up their health ills,

I watch old seniors play,

Every single day,

Once in a while, a senior dies or gets hurt, but the rents pay all of my bills.

NIGHTMARE FAIR

Vic rode on the merry go round at the big county fair,

Vic rode on a huge chicken, a horse, a duck and a bear,

The critters Vic did not fear,

Even when riding high gear,

But, the operator's stare, gave Vic a bed-wetting scare.