FACE, ACE, FOUR, ORE: THE CHEETAH ATE MY...

I fed my cheetah Cheetos, then he turned around and ate my face,

He seemed to enjoy the Cheetos, but my face tasted, pretty ace,

My cat is the age, ten and four,

Lives in a cave of iron ore,

I feel like a stupid loser, losing my face is my disgrace.

MONKEYS IN THE COUP

I started raising little monkeys, out in my chicken coup,

The monkeys ate up all my chickens, and turned them into poop,

The monkeys all got free,

They came looking for me,

I think about those monkeys, when I eat monkey noodle soup.