I CAUGHT FISH LIMERICK

Today I come back from fishing with a load of Rainbow trout,🐟🌈

I usually do real lousy, so today I'm gonna tout,

I fried them in a pan,

Shared them with my partner, Dan,

He can't go fishing because he suffers from the gout.

HERBIE THE FRYING OCTOPUS

An octopus swam like he could fly,

Through the water he swam like it was sky,

The octopus I named Herbie,

And, ran him in the Fish Derby,

He lost but made a splendid fish fry. 

GREEN IS THE BROCCOLI

Green is the broccoli I fry upon the stove,

Browning is the fish I caught down at Sugar Cove,

 My french fries soaked in grease,

May one day give me eternal peace,

Today upon my table rests a fisherman's treasure trove.