MY PET BAT PICKED BAD FRIENDS

My pet bat is loaded with lice,

He hangs out too much with field mice,

Having really bad friends,

Has led my bat to bad ends,

So, before making new friends he'll think twice.

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DAN THE UNWELCOMED

Dan is unwelcome when he shows up at my door,

He raids my liquor cabinet til my liquor's no more,

So, I keep only wine and beer,

Now, Dan won't show up here,

Dan now spends his time at his liquor store.