TUMBLEWEEDING TODAY

I am a tumbleweed, and I went tumbling today,

The wind pushed me along, faster than seeds, or dry hay,

I tumbled past some fence wire, 

Into a blazing truck tire,

That's when I caught fire, and the wind blew me away.

THE UPHILL HEART THROMBOSIS

I needed to go to market to get me some dill,

All would be fine, but the market is up the hill,

That's where my car will not go,

Uphill; geared in high, or in low,

I got consternation; had to take a heart pill.