A WRECKER FOR MY POGO STICK

My pogo stick got stuck in the snow,
Then, over I went when the cold wind did blow,
 The snowbank was cold,
And, I'm getting real old,
So, I called for a wrecker and tow.

I NEED SANTA TO TAKE ME DOWN SOUTH

I'm sitting in the house during a winter storm,
My heats been shut off so I'm not keeping warm,
Oh, Santa bring your sleigh,
And take me far away,
Take me far south where the temperatures are norm.