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Showing posts with label WILD ANIMAL HUMOR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WILD ANIMAL HUMOR. Show all posts

Monday, November 13, 2023

I GRABBED A WILD TURKEY BY THE BEAK

I grabbed a wild turkey by the beak,
I thought it would stay calm but, boy did it freak,
It squawked a turkey alarm,
Then, it bit off my arm,
Now, a doctor is just what I seek.






Tuesday, August 2, 2022

FUZZY WAZZY HAD HICCUPS (A NURSERY RHYME REVISITED)

Was Fuzzy Wazzy a real bear?
Or was he just someone, not quite all there,
He was weird and vicious, gave kids a scare,
He'd sit for hours, with that goofy stare,
Finally, they placed him in tender care,
Where he died from hiccups, it was balls of hair,