VERN GOT THE CHURN

It was a Merry Christmas for Uncle Vern,

Someone gave Uncle Vern his first butter churn,

Vern churned a batch of butter,

That made hungry guts flutter,

Then, lots of money, Vern's churned butter would earn.

MICHIGAN STEW AND THE BELLY AND BLUE

I went to Bohemia Michigan for some of their famous stew,

It tasted quite a bit off, because it was very old, and not new,

I had quite an ill belly,

Gassing up, getting swelly,

I got a ride to the hospital, after I passed out and turned blue.