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Showing posts with label A SWAN NAMED SANDY LIMERICK. Show all posts
Showing posts with label A SWAN NAMED SANDY LIMERICK. Show all posts

Monday, August 29, 2022

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY IN KALKASKA

There was an old lady in Kalkaska,
Her kids all moved to Nebraska,
But, once they came home,
They didn’t want to roam,
Nebraska was too cold like Alaska.

Friday, April 9, 2021

A GOLD FISH NAMED BUCKY

There was a goldfish name of Bucky,
At the casino he was nothing but, lucky,
Every pull came up cherries,
No bananas of berries,
He swam his winnings back home to Kentucky.

Wednesday, March 31, 2021

HENRY LIKED BEING A FEASTER ON EASTER

Henry was quite the feaster,
He looked forward to dinner on Easter,
Instead of turkey or ham,
He'd rather eat Spam,
Spam was his favorite farm beaster.

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

A SWAN NAMED SANDY

There once was a big swam named Sandy.
She liked drinking apricot brandy,
She went out on the bay,
Drank her brandy all day,
Then, slept where she found it was handy.