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Showing posts with label SOUTHERN CULTURE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SOUTHERN CULTURE. Show all posts

Thursday, December 30, 2021

THE BALLAD OF HAPPY PARKER, MAN OF THE SOUTH

Parker liked eating possum,
He baked it in his pie,
Parker liked his possum sandwiches,
On whole wheat bread, never rye,

Parker had the hiccups,
Parker had the farts,
Parker couldn't play baseball,
But was really good at darts,

Parker had a brother,
He smelled like fishy-trout,
Parker threw him in the river,
The gators ate his belly out,

Parker had six daughters,
Parker had an apple tree,
His daughters made apple wine for him,
So Parker was happy.