He never sweeps the floor,
He never cleans the toilet bowl,
Or, flushes anymore,
My roommate lives just day to day,
He never has a job,
The rent he'll never help to pay,
He is just a big fat slob,
My roommate is just not all there,
He'll never get a gig,
What people think he does not care,
My roommate is a pig,
Don't find roommates on the Internet,
You'll be real sorry if you do,
Online roommates will make you upset,
The day they move in you will rue.
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