I HAVE ONLINE VIEWS FOR SALE

I am begging for a billionaire to pay me to lie while online,

I am not asking for very  much, just some coupons to fast-food dine,

There has been for me, no approach,

So, I hired a liars coach,

When coach found out I lied about paying him; he said I should do fine.

AMY PAINTED THE FLOOR

Amy painted the wood floor,

To color it like the door,

She painted it blue,

Then it looked brand new,

Her mommy got really sore.