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Showing posts with label INHERITANCE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label INHERITANCE. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 13, 2023

THE WOOD WHITTLER

Tiberius played the trombone everyday,
He inherited it from his Aunt May,
He would have sounded good,
But his bone was made of wood,
For Aunt May would whittle wood, and whittled wood away.

Sunday, April 30, 2023

BARKING OFF THE WRONG TREE

Poor Lucinda got real bad sick, and turned a white and chalky way,
She ate poison tree bark, and putrefied into the clay, 
Lucinda had no money,
To leave to her son Sonny,
So Sonny moved into a box, beneath a bridge down by the bay.




 

Wednesday, May 18, 2022

MY RICH UNCLE BOUGHT AN IMMORTALITY MACHINE

My rich uncle bought an immortality machine,
I am sure that he did so because he is mean,
My inheritance is gone,
And all my stuff I must pawn,
While my uncle lives forever it would seem.