IT'S LATE STAGE CAPITALISM, FOR ME

I was competing with the restaurant, located across the road,

Their specialty was deep fat fried crawdads, my specialty was raw toad,

The crawdad restaurant got a five star,⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I lost my my home, restaurant and car

I'm squatting in a dumpster, until they dump it with Wednesday's load.

I TICKLE MY LEMONADE: THE ENTREPRENEUR WARS

I tickle my fabulous, street lemonade, with a few drops of bee honey,

That is why my fresh, sweet lemonade stand, always makes big gross profit, money,

Harvey, markets lemonade next door,

Buys powdered lemonade at the store,

His lemonade is watery and thin, mine is thick and viscous, not runny.