I TICKLE MY LEMONADE: THE ENTREPRENEUR WARS

I tickle my fabulous, street lemonade, with a few drops of bee honey,

That is why my fresh, sweet lemonade stand, always makes big gross profit, money,

Harvey, markets lemonade next door,

Buys powdered lemonade at the store,

His lemonade is watery and thin, mine is thick and viscous, not runny.

NO POINT COMPLAINING TO JACK

On a recent travel, I went up a mountain pass,

I rose up to the city with the towers of glass,

I got a coffee to go,

The service was slow,

I told the waiter; he yelled at me, what a jack sass.    

SEVEN MINUTES TO READY

I get up and get me ready for work,

I'm just a humble, grocery store clerk,

I take seven minutes to ready,

Then have a coffee with dear, Teddy,

And I'm off to be called all day, a jerk.