IT'S LATE STAGE CAPITALISM, FOR ME

I was competing with the restaurant, located across the road,

Their specialty was deep fat fried crawdads, my specialty was raw toad,

The crawdad restaurant got a five star,⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I lost my my home, restaurant and car

I'm squatting in a dumpster, until they dump it with Wednesday's load.