SUE AND I HAD GUESTS, WE DID NOT INVITE TO OUR PARTIES

All I had was some chamomile tea,

But, somehow parasites got into me,

I feel better than Sue, 

She turned a dark blue,

She got parasites from apple crunchy.

BEWARE THE CLEARANCE PICKLE RELISH

I bought some pickle relish at the local discount store,
I purchased it on clearance cause I could not pay no more,
But when I opened the jar at home,
The relish spit up foam,
And it smelled so bad I threw it out the door.