LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Monday, March 6, 2023
THE WINEMAKER BRAGS AND PUCKERS
My homemade wine was doing fine, until the little flies came calling,
The little flies contaminated my wine, and then I couldn't stop bawling,
The little flies had put me in a real bad place,
Their vinegar wine gave me a pucker-face,
My friends want a glass of my bragged up wine, and I just keep on stalling.
Sunday, July 3, 2022
THE BENCH PAINTS MY TRENCH
Pardon my stench,
But I sat on a bench,
Unlike my home stoop,
It was covered in poop,
The poop stuck to the back of my trench.
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