MY IGNORANT EGO AND PARTY CHICKS

I went to an uptown, fancy party to pick up some classy chicks, 

There was a group of cute girls, who said I was one of their top picks,

They got me to dance in the town square,

Wearing just my tight white under ware,

They called the cops, now I'm staring at a steel door, and walls made of bricks.

PLYWOOD IN SPACE

I built a giant spaceship in outer space, all out of plywood,

It traveled between planets just ace, but the reentry was no good,

So, my investment of sweat and cash,

All turned into a flame and then ash,

I have understood, my nauts and I fell on my old neighborhood.