SAVING MONEY IS A PAIN IN THE NECK

My new pillow was as flat as a sheet,

For my neck, it was never any treat,

Flat pillows are the norm,

They don't fit my head form,

They are cheap, and I am saving to eat.

MY SOCIAL COMMUNITY IS THE DOUGHNUT BAR: BELLY-UP

Because I leave my accounts, so unattended,

On most social media, I've been unfriended,

I deleted all the posts,

My fans hate the most,

For soc now, it's the doughnut bar, where I'm mended.

MAXINE AND ROD

There once were two peas in a pod,

Their names were Maxine and Rod,

From their spacious abode,

They were cooked, then they goed,

Crowded into a can like the cod.