THRIFT STORE SUCCESS

I went thrifting today, and bought p!acid tulips for a buck,

I also bought a booster seat, so I can steer my pickup truck,

At home I admired the tulips, 

While sipping down homemade mint juleps,

I wrapped a gift I found for grandad; a signed Red Wings hockey puck.

THE BARGAIN STORE

I went shopping for bargains at the bargain store,
But, when I wanted a bargain I ended up paying more,
I went consumer empowered,
But, with high prices got showered,
I came home with high priced items and poor.

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