THE DEADLY DEE DEES

When the deadly dee dees come out at night,

They only want to make a bite,

They'll bite your toes,

They'll bite your nose,

They'll bite your skin, where pajamas are tight.

THE ITCHY BED BUGS

I laid on my bed and started to itch,
The bugs in it started to crawl and to twitch,
I got out some spray,
To drive them away,
Alas, the bed I had to burn in the ditch.