In Grand Traverse Bay there are sharks who will bite,
So, onto your arms and your legs hold on tight,
And, best guard your head,
If sharks eat that you're dead,
And, headless bodies fill tourists with fright.
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Showing posts with label sharks in lake michigan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sharks in lake michigan. Show all posts
Saturday, June 3, 2017
HEADLESS BODIES AND SHARKS IN GRAND TRAVERSE BAY
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GRAND TRAVERSE BAY,
HUMOR,
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MICHIGAN,
midwest sharks,
shark attacks,
sharks,
sharks in lake michigan,
tourism
Tuesday, May 2, 2017
THE SHARKS IN GRAND TRAVERSE BAY
There's sharks in Grand Traverse Bay,
Otherwise, it's a nice place to stay,
But, the sharks always attack,
Few swimmers come back,
And, upfront at hotels you must pay.
Otherwise, it's a nice place to stay,
But, the sharks always attack,
Few swimmers come back,
And, upfront at hotels you must pay.
Labels:
GRAND TRAVERSE BAY,
HUMOR,
LIMERICKS,
MICHIGAN,
midwest sharks,
shark attacks,
sharks,
sharks in lake michigan,
tourism
Friday, August 26, 2016
WHAT'S UNDER THE DOCK?
I went to pull in my boat dock,
I didn't need it cause my boat was in hock,
But, upon wading into the water,
My right foot grew painfully hotter,
For a shark had bit my foot off and sock.
I didn't need it cause my boat was in hock,
But, upon wading into the water,
My right foot grew painfully hotter,
For a shark had bit my foot off and sock.
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Boat Dock,
Boat In Hock,
HUMOR,
LIMERICK,
sharks,
sharks in lake michigan
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