PHANTOM OF THE SPICED BANANA

A phantom ate all my ripe, yellow bananas, and then said something really nice,

He said my bananas were the perfect yellow, and tasted good with cinnamon spice,

He said he tried them with ginger,

But that was a cringer,

Unless, you fry them in oil and salt them up thrice.

THE CHICKENS IN JEFF'S DRAWERS

Jeff found some chickens in his drawers,
They had ate his marshmallows he had saved for s'mores,
The chickens were hasty,
So, Jeff fried them up tasty,
Then, his after dinner dessert was a Coors.