Jeff found some chickens in his drawers, They had ate his marshmallows he had saved for s'mores, The chickens were hasty, So, Jeff fried them up tasty, Then, his after dinner dessert was a Coors.
A lot of leprechauns are shopping in stores, Buying candy bars and marshmallows for s'mores, But, what is really sad, Is their teeth are all bad, Unlike sweet treats toothpaste really bores.