BENNY CHANGED: FROM A BOIL TO A GOYLE

Benny had a horrible, throbbing, green boil,

He got rid of it with a can of snake oil,

Benny made worldwide, billions,

Selling snake oils to millions,

Then Benny married a beautiful gargoyle.  

LOTIONS,AND POTIONS AND WORMS IN THE EARS

Jimmy had worms burrowing deep into his ears,

He had worm eggs sliding down his face in his tears,

He bought topical lotions,

And consumable potions,

He got better, and told his saga over beers.