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Showing posts with label SNOW SPORTS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SNOW SPORTS. Show all posts

Friday, December 22, 2023

THERE WAS NO SNOW FOR CHRISTMAS

There was no snow for Christmas,
Nor, snow for New Year's as well,
And, living in Northern Michigan,
It's been a type of snow-less hell,

There's no snow on the ski slope,
Nor, on the toboggan run,
There's no snow on the snowmobile trail,
In winter, no snow equals no fun,

Of course you can go ice skating,
And, fall and crack your bones,
You can also go ice fishing,
And, get frostbite on your scones,

But, a snow fortress you cannot build,
Nor, a snowman can you roll,
You can't track animals you've shot and killed,
Nor, make snow angels with arms and soul,

You see a winter that has no snow,
Is like a car that has no gas,
It's like Santa's lost his "Ho, Ho,"
When Old Man Winter takes a pass.

Monday, April 17, 2023

FOLLOW THE DESIGNATED TRAIL

My snow machine didn't stay on the designated trail,
When a tree stoped the machine, my bod went for a sail,
The tree trunk was quite hard,
It stoped me, I was jarred,
I didn't know my body was so incredibly frail.

Tuesday, February 7, 2023

SNOWBOARD DOWN

Jim weighed 500 lbs, so his snowboard wouldn't go,
Except when Jim got on it the board sank in the snow,
So Jim stayed inside the ski lodge,
Played pool with his friend Rodge,
Couldn't wait till back home he could go.