DON'T BE A CHEARY DEARY

In far, northern Michigan we all know there is no hope,

With long winters we depend on beer and poker to cope,

Don't try to cheer us with song,

We will just take it all wrong,

And, you will be labeled the rest of your life, as a dope.

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THE HOMELESS OPTIMIST

I found two big cardboard boxes, and built a brand new home,

I'll no longer remain on the streets, and endlessly roam,

I felt an incredible high,

When I found some crust from a pie,

I could build me a bed, if I found some rags and some foam.