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Showing posts with label MICROWAVE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MICROWAVE. Show all posts

Thursday, December 1, 2022

THE GREAT BRATWURST FIRE

I ran out the door because I was not brave,
When my bratwurst caught fire in my microwave,
I blamed it on a mouse,
Chewing wires in the house,
But, the evidence and the house couldn't be saved. 

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

THE MICROWAVE DISH MALFUNCTION

My microwave dish today did not please,
For it melted and mixed with my cheddar cheese,
And, it was without any pleasure,
Disposing of my cheddar treasure,
And, that bright golden cheddar did tease.