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Showing posts with label mouse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mouse. Show all posts

Thursday, December 1, 2022

THE GREAT BRATWURST FIRE

I ran out the door because I was not brave,
When my bratwurst caught fire in my microwave,
I blamed it on a mouse,
Chewing wires in the house,
But, the evidence and the house couldn't be saved. 

Sunday, June 12, 2022

A BIG HAIRY BIGFOOT HAD ENTERED MY HOUSE

A big hairy Bigfoot had entered my house,
By the racket, I knew it wasn't a mouse,
But when it shaved in the shower,
And sang with such power,
I knew the Bigfoot was only my spouse. 


Wednesday, February 23, 2022

MARRIAGE OF THE NUCLEAR AFTERGLOWS

Nuclear bombs fell on my house,
And everything died, even the mouse,
I had nowhere to go,
I just sat in my glow,
Another glow-in-dark, became my future spouse.



Saturday, April 11, 2020

CREAM CORN AND YAM: HAPPY EASTER TO SAM

I can't go to the store for an Easter ham,
My main menu item is an expired canned yam,
But, I will not morn, 
I found a can of cream corn,
Which I'll share with my mouse guest named Sam.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

CHRISTMAS: THE NIGHT BEFORE LIMERICK

It was the night before Christmas and I just found my mouse,

I had searched and I searched all over the house,

I had e-mails to send,

Many relatives to offend,

Then, I spilled eggnog and my keyboard took a douse.