A martian stole my grandfather clock,
He came all this way and didn't have a tick-tock,
It is quite original,
Martian time isn't digital,
Still, may the thief crash his ship on a rock.
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Showing posts with label MARTIAN LIMERICK. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MARTIAN LIMERICK. Show all posts
Monday, October 30, 2023
A MARTIAN STOLE MY GRANDFATHER CLOCK
Labels:
grandfather clock limerick,
HUMOR,
MARTIAN LIMERICK,
SATIRE,
theft,
thief
Friday, May 20, 2022
A MARTIAN'S ADVICE FOR A LONG LIFE LIMERICK
A Martian landed on earth,
He had a gigantic girth,
He said, “Earthlings are so skinny,
That’s why your life spans are mini,
Martians live about one million years from birth."
He had a gigantic girth,
He said, “Earthlings are so skinny,
That’s why your life spans are mini,
Martians live about one million years from birth."
Labels:
LIFE SPAN,
MARTIAN LIMERICK,
MARTIAN SATIRE,
MARTIANS
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