BILLY SLAMS AND JIMMY SPILLS

Jimmy let out a snore,

Billy slammed the backdoor,

Jimmy jumped up,

Spilled his big cup,

Leaving coffee all over the floor.

HUNGER: TEXTURE AND SMELL

I went to an upscale restaurant that served only soup,

My soup had the smell and texture of a big bowl of poop,

I really did not care,

I had hunger to spare,

I rushed to work a giant soup spoon to slurp, scoop, slurp, scoop...

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