THE EARTH IS FULL OF POISONOUS SNAKES, BUT IN HEAVEN THERE ARE NO TOADS

I dug a pit to catch a pet toad eating, giant rattlesnake,

I had no bait for the pit, so I fresh baked a spongy cupcake,

In the cupcake center I placed a small toad,

I figured the snake would smell the toad abode,

The snake slithered up from behind me. Toads are in heaven? That's fake.