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Showing posts with label Excrement. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Excrement. Show all posts

Saturday, September 2, 2023

TERRY STINKY BUG

There once was a jumping stinky bug, named Terry,
He jumped and would poop on every blueberry,
Terry did it all really quick,
So, no matter which one you'd pick,
Each one was bitter sweet, but texture would vary.

SOME BUGS ARE JUST NASTY

Three bugs were sitting on my front stoop,
They were all three, taking a big poop,
I chased them all away,
But, the very next day,
They done pooped on my kid's hula hoop.

Tuesday, April 11, 2023

OTTO PASSED MASS

Otto's tummy cramped real bad,
That made Otto very sad,
Then Otto did a pass,
Of a hard, hard mass,
It was the largest mass Otto ever had.