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Friday, January 15, 2021
DONNY THE GOLDFISH SWIMS IN THE SEA
I had a goldfish named Donny T.
He was as belligerent as he could be,
So, I replaced Donny with Joe,
And, where did Donny go?
He swims in the toilet in the dark yellow sea.
Friday, December 11, 2020
Donny Did A Dirty Deed
Donny did a dirty deed,
When he lost his online feed,
He pardoned bandits that were his seed,
And, all his nasty friends he freed,
Donny was a dirty deeder,
He prized his thoughts and was no reader,
He acted like he was a weeder,
And, failed badly as fearless leader.
Wednesday, December 9, 2020
DONNY WET TO BED LAST NIGHT
Donny wet to bed last night,
Because his jammies were too tight,
They put on a squeeze,
He peed with ease,
Now, Donny's bottom has diaper blight.
Sunday, December 6, 2020
DONNY STOLE TEN BILLION BUCKS
Donny stole 10 billion bucks,💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🤑
He loaded it onto pickup trucks,🚚🚚🚚🚚🚚🚚🚚🚚
No one knows how,🤔
The money got to Moscow,🛫✈✈✈✈🛬
Where, it paid for tans and tummy tucks.🍊🐖
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