Bonnie bought ten sets of sheets,
Because her accidents were repeats,
Bonnie bought six gallons of bleach,
Which turned pink sheets a white-peach,
Bonnie had bad times in bed,
It was like an ocean, enough said,
In Vegas it was a safe bet,
That poor Bonnie woke up wet.
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Showing posts with label BED WETTER. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BED WETTER. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 8, 2022
BONNIE THE BED WETTER BOUGHT TEN SETS OF SHEETS
Thursday, January 13, 2022
TENNESSEE MOONSHINE GENES
Because I live in Tennessee,
I drank moonshine till I couldn't see,
Then mamma gave me a slap,
Said I was a drunk, just like pap,
He'd pass out, then he'd pee.
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Alcoholics,
BED WETTER,
Business,
family,
Southerners,
Urinate,
Wet Pants
Wednesday, December 9, 2020
DONNY WET TO BED LAST NIGHT
Donny wet to bed last night,
Because his jammies were too tight,
They put on a squeeze,
He peed with ease,
Now, Donny's bottom has diaper blight.
Labels:
a,
BED WETTER,
diaper rash,
Donny,
jammies
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