I MADE SO MANY ENEMIES, NO ONE LET ME STAY KING

I have made so many enemies, I now am drifting, all alone,

Sitting in my dinghy boat, because I was a bully who wouldn't atone,

I insisted things were done my way,

That is just how big boys play, today,

Perhaps I'll drift to another land, that I'll conquer and I will own.

LOST IN AMERICA

Larry was so upset, because he could not find his home,

He pulled each hair from his head, creating a big, bald dome,

Larry finally found a map,

And from an old man, stole a cap,

Then Larry realized, he was in Alaska, outside of Nome.