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Showing posts with label CANNED SALMON. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CANNED SALMON. Show all posts

Saturday, April 18, 2020

TWO CANS OF TUNA AND SALMON MAKES IT THREE

I went to the grocery store to buy some tuna fish,
They only let me have two cans but, three was my wish,
The tuna order was short that day,
So, like a good sport I did obey,
I just added a can of salmon to make my fishy dish.


Monday, April 27, 2015

JIM ATE SOME TAINTED SALMON

Jim ate some salmon that his ex-wife had canned,
Tainted with bacteria, it should have been banned,
Jim had the heaves and the squats,
The gray tears and red snots,
He ached in every bone and each gland.