PLAIN FISH OR FISH DIPPED

I went out to sea in a little, tiny, sailboat ship,

I made friends with a nice, chatty dolphin, his name was Flip,

We always ate fresh fish,

From the same plastic dish,

The dolphin ate his plain, but I preferred an onion dip.

HENRY WAS MY DEMON FRIEND

Henry was a little demon; a little demon Henry was,

He always got his hair cut in a fun style, he called a "buzz",

Henry baked a nice pudding cake,

He took it to my cousin's wake,

I asked Henry why he  baked a cake, Henry replied, "just because".