I'M A GENIUS ROCKETNEER (ROCKET ENGINEER)

If I have one more Mars targeted, spaceship crash, I'm just going to the moon,

I'm glad deep pockets cover the rocket crashes, or I'd be going broke, soon,

We cannot get our rockets into the air,

My, oh my, it is a personal despair,

The moon is an easier place to go;  we'll go there in a hot air balloon.

DESERT TROUT AND SAUERKRAUT CRABS

I went fishing in a dry desert, and caught a big, sand trout,

I fought him out of a sand dune, and he flopped and flopped about,

I cleaned and fried him, but he still was sandy,

I washed his sandy, fish taste down with brandy,

I then fried and ate some desert crabs, stuffed full of sauerkraut.