TEARS FOR THE YOUNG TRUMPETEER

The trumpeteer blew his shiny coronet, while he was marching in the high school band, in Ire,

Ire is a tiny town in Michigan, a place where heavy set people want to retire,

The furniture and floors are built extra strong,

They can take thousand lb loads, what could go wrong?

The young trumpeteer suddenly stopped blowing his coronet; clogged arteries made him expire.