BARNEY DOESN'T MURDER THINGS, HE JUST CLEANS UP THE SCENE

Barney is a big, old buzzard; he lives in my tart, cherry tree,

He's been eating on the carcasses of a ground hog family,

All the babies, mom and dad,

All passed, they looked very sad,

Guess Barney was there to clean it up, so no one else had to see.